All my books are available via Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and other online stores. Most are available via Lulu Press.

Heta Series

• Heta’s Book
• The Revenge of the Rat’s Hand
• My Breasts in Darkness, My Back to the Light
• Love and Death in the Land of Souls

Dishwasher Series

• Dishwasher on Venus
• Dishwasher on Mars
• Dishwasher on Uranus

Fiction

• The Toothpick Fairy
• Computing Angels
• Goodman Lucifer
• Kill Claus!
• Savage Night and Other Stories

Poetry

• Savage Magic
• Cthulhu Limericks
• And the Trillions
• Latest Headlines: NoKu Poems
• Spells of Coming Day

Nonfiction

• Garage d’Art: The Playful World of Johnston’s Auto Paint and Body Works
• Mondo DC: An Insider’s Guide to Washington, DC’s Most Unusual Tourist Attractions