All my books are available via Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and other online stores. Most are available via Lulu Press.

Heta Series

  • Heta’s Book
  • The Revenge of the Rat’s Hand
  • My Breasts in Darkness, My Back to the Light
  • Love and Death in the Land of Souls

Dishwasher Series

  • Dishwasher on Venus
  • Dishwasher on Mars
  • Dishwasher on Uranus


  • The Toothpick Fairy
  • Computing Angels
  • Goodman Lucifer
  • Kill Claus!
  • Savage Night and Other Stories


  • Savage Magic
  • Cthulhu Limericks
  • And the Trillions
  • Latest Headlines: NoKu Poems
  • Spells of Coming Day


  • Garage d’Art: The Playful World of Johnston’s Auto Paint and Body Works
  • Mondo DC: An Insider’s Guide to Washington, DC’s Most Unusual Tourist Attractions